I'm a good little girl

pod_hinata @ 2006-04-13T07:14:00

2006-04-13T11:16:49Z

The Random Question Meme!

An array of completely random questions about my friends!

Is pod_neji's spoon too big?: No.
What is pod_tsunade's favorite meal?: Sake with a side dish of...erm...sake?
Have you ever seen pod_uzumaki naked?: Yeah. HE'S SO CUTE. I haven't since he's gone femme, though.
What kind of book would pod_sasori and pod_deidara jointly write?: A book on how to send puppets to blow up your enemies. I'd buy it.
If you had the chance to sleep with pod_chouji, would you?: I already have, and I would again. He doesn't look it, but he's GOOD.
What do you think of when you see pod_gaara?: SEX GOD.
Where did pod_uchiha go?: He went mental, I dunno about anywhere else.
Is pod_weasel an innie or an outie?: XD LIKE I KNOW.
What was pod_kakashi wearing, the last time you noticed?: A mask.
What habit does pod_kisame have that you think they should give up?: Picking his nose. Definitely.

This is by heptadecagram. You can find your own completely random questions here.

Do you feel enlightened now?

I think I'm gonna hidy away again. ~~Cain~~ Everything is getting ~~scary~~ overwhelming.

[ ooc: Short hiatus, I think. I can get on for short amounts of time, but no AIM for a few days. ]

SECLUSION

2006-03-30T04:40:00Z

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Pink Thing.

Sorry for it being belated but I've been quite the busy bee lately.

For ONE, I am teaching myself to build tables. It seemed like a worthy endeavor, and it really is. I could not feel more fulfilled. Unfortunately, I still have a ways to go until I perfect my skill, so I'm going to go into temporary seclusion.

Which does NOT mean that Neji may sneak into the Main House home and use my cleaner shower. Or that the babies/toddlers/whatthefuckever should have a life-changing event occur in my absence.

Okay. Thank you. Bye.

DX

2006-03-27T21:05:04Z

THIS IS REALLY NOT FAIR.

NOT FAIR IN THE SLIGHTEST.

At least Cain is sweet and squishy and allows me to hug her. That makes up for my complete lack of baby-ness.

Maybe I can steal one.

With all these babies around, no one better make the noise that makes me kill babies.

OMG BDAY BDAY!!

2006-03-11T04:26:01Z

O__O

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TENTEN.

*throws confetti*

Any enemies you wish for me to rip to pieces? I don't really need money anymore when I can scare people away from food and take it, so I don't have anything to get you with. You don't seem the type to want stolen goods, though...

pod_hinata @ 2006-02-26T22:36:00

2006-02-27T03:36:53Z

I hate everything.

ARGH.

*bites things*

EDIT: Fuckin' curse seal.

[ ooc: >.> I refuse to be the only closet Gargoyle fan out there! ]

Ay yo

2006-02-21T01:39:35Z

Life hasn't been particularly interesting. Nope. Not at all.

I mean, only the usual closet visits and ~~putting shit into the soups~~ cooking for Daddy.

And Neji's started to become violent. Just the other day, he nudged me. Harassment. ~~Gods, that branch house doesn't know it's place anymore. I need to teach 'em a lesson when I'm leader.~~ Fortunately for him, I'm not a violent person. ~~I'll only steal his hair products.~~

Bandwagons suck.

2006-02-01T01:58:07Z

... Nii-san and I are getting married...I think? I am never sure...

SO MANY STUPID WEDDINGS. *dies*

pod_hinata @ 2006-01-25T19:12:00

2006-01-26T00:14:52Z

Someone knocked me out and locked me in a closet for a couple of days. And they gave me cookies and...mysterious substances...Maybe I've only got a certain amount of time left to live. I'm kind of scared...

Naru-chan and Nii-san aren't getting married.? *is so lost* ~~DAMN YOU KIDNAPPER FROM HELL!~~

And TenTen is getting close to Nii-san? ~~He's SUCH an asshole, and there are better fucks, so TenTen, don't go for it.~~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHINO!!! *hugskisseshumpsmolests*

Jump on the bandwagon and rob 'em blind

2006-01-13T22:31:32Z

Click here.
Take the quiz.
Post your results.
1) pod_kakashi's eye color? ...black?
2) What animal should pod_weasel be combined with? A weasel. Duh.
3) How many monkeys could pod_lee fight at once and win against? a google. He's like a DEMON.
4) Are pod_yondaime and pod_kisame going steady? ...ew.
5) If pod_gaara and pod_sai were siamese twins, where would they be joined? What kind of question is this. At the head?
6) Does pod_chouji drink? Yes <3 How else do you think I get into his pants?
7) Is pod_uzumaki single? If he is, he is QUITE unfaithful.
8) Where was pod_yamato born? I dunno. In a flower, like thumbelina, maybe?
9) If pod_weasel and pod_kakashi were spliced together, what would it be like? a gay super-genius angst MACHINE
10) Does pod_yamato do drugs? Yes.
11) If pod_gaara took over the world, who would suffer? Everyone. But I mean that in a good way, Gaara, dear.
12) Does pod_ino have a crush on pod_uchiha? Duh.
13) What do you agree with pod_sakon about? Nothing. He's creepy....
14) Where would pod_uchiha most like to visit? Naru-chan's room.
15) Which president would pod_temari be likely to idolize? You mean Hokage, silly. Probably...the Third.
16) Would pod_shikamaru go out with pod_kakashi? Nah. Choji and Temari would eat Kakashi before they'd let him.
17) What is pod_ino's favorite food? Pork.
18) Is pod_ino an emo? an emo? No. She's not cool enough
19) What would pod_kisame think of pod_kakashi? He probably thinks he's a on Kank's crack.
20) Have you flirted with pod_weasel? Yes, but then I realized he wasn't interested and stopped.
21) If pod_shikamaru and pod_ino were spliced together, what would be its name? BORING but SEXY
22) Thoughts on pod_ino? She's a good lay, but a dull conversationalist.
23) Would you wrestle pod_ino in jello? Stop it. INO GO AWAY. And, yes, I would. An excuse to grope her.
24) How tall is pod_shikamaru? Tall enough.
25) Would you make out with pod_shikamaru? No, but I'd screw him.
26) What would pod_neji give pod_temari for his/her birthday? Nothing. Neji's a miser.
27) When did you last call pod_yondaime? Never. I never ask to meet 'the parents'
28) Did pod_sakon break up with you? No. Ew.
29) What animal does pod_temari remind you of? Leopard.
30) Does pod_ino have a big secret? That she's secret quite the lesbian.
31) Where was pod_shikamaru born? I don't care.
32) Does pod_sakura travel a lot? Possibly?
33) What rank would pod_temari have in a giant robot army? She would be the giantest robot rebel that is a super sekrit spy ninja.
34) What planet should pod_uzumaki be from? Disneyland.
35) Are pod_chouji and pod_kakashi going out? No. No. Stop.

pod_hinata @ 2006-01-09T17:58:00

2006-01-09T23:12:18Z

I missed the onsen T__T I knew this getting in touch with my inner self business was a bad idea. But...I can't give up yet. Not now, when I'm so close to enlightenment.

Rules of Spiritual Training
1. No sex [this does not include anal, masturbation or any forms on non-penetration]
2. No angst battles. Patience, Neji, patience.
3. No stealing. Pies left on windowsills, jewelry left in the boxes, forbidden jutsus left unread.
4. Three hours a day of ~~sleep~~ meditation.
5. Gain ten pounds.
6. Lose fifteen due to rigorous training.
7. Walk around naked to familiarize self with body.

I shall be a different person after this week. And I will have a thinner figure *pose*

I hear Temari and Choji are going to be fighting a death match. In peanut butter. Forgive me for being completely confounded as to why they're fighting over...Shikamaru...of all people. And in peanut butter. I'm not going near either of you for at least three days after this fight, mind. I hate peanut butter. But I still want to watch. <3

THE HINATA SOUNDTRACK

2006-01-03T12:04:38Z

Track One: Not A Virgin by Poe.

For all your Hinata needs.

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Neji loves LEE

2005-12-30T06:04:46Z

I have a million copies now...

KANK KIBA IS MINE

Awwww!!

And there's more where that came from. *loves on camera*

pod_hinata @ 2005-12-05T20:05:00

2005-12-06T01:06:06Z

Father is making me cook, and clean, and wash, and make clothes and ... oh god, I think I'm going to break down. Mice are talking to me, that's how weird it's gotten. I'm the heiress to the ~~goddamn~~ Hyuuga name for Chrissakes!

Can someone lend me some kunai? I've run out of them. They're all sticking out of those birds outside my window. They wouldn't stop singing! And that dog is looking at me like it wants me to feed it. Please. That's the Branch House's job.